1 00:00:01,449 --> 00:00:03,150 Previously on Vanderpump Rules. 2 00:00:03,610 --> 00:00:07,930 Welcome to Pump. I've always said Villa Blanca is where you take your wife. 3 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:09,690 Sir is where you take your mistress. 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,630 And now Pump can be where you take your boyfriend. 5 00:00:12,990 --> 00:00:14,370 It's absolutely dead. 6 00:00:14,570 --> 00:00:16,190 All of our customers are at the opening. 7 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:19,830 I think it would be so good for you to cut it out of your life. 8 00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:21,810 Tom, I told you to be over. 9 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:23,910 Kristen, I have moved on. 10 00:00:25,350 --> 00:00:26,970 I know the torch she did on Kitty. 11 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,180 With two different people, for sure. 12 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:30,740 This is bullshit. 13 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:32,400 We don't cheat on each other. 14 00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:35,880 Kristen said that you made out with someone. 15 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:37,420 That was true. 16 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:43,680 I would love nothing more than for Tom to fucking rail a girl right in front of 17 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,320 her. What is wrong with you? 18 00:00:45,540 --> 00:00:50,000 Where's your leash? Stassi here? Shut the fuck up, Jax. I hate you. I hate 19 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,080 I hate you more than life. Go cry some more. You have to stand up for yourself. 20 00:00:54,510 --> 00:00:57,570 Like, is he going to still hang out with them? Like, are those his friends? 21 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:30,840 the things that I needed to know and not anything more, really. 22 00:01:31,140 --> 00:01:34,640 Okay, so he's admitting that he made out with somebody, but he's not, he 23 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,220 definitely didn't sleep with someone in Vegas, like Jack says. 24 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,860 No, no. It was like, some of the stuff, like, hurt to hear. Like, there's been 25 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:44,660 periods in our relationship that he was really questioning and very unhappy. 26 00:01:45,340 --> 00:01:46,340 I'm sorry. 27 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:50,080 Yeah. Oh, my God. 28 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:53,020 Hey. 29 00:01:54,220 --> 00:01:56,040 Hey. Hey, my love. 30 00:01:56,510 --> 00:01:58,950 We were just talking about it. I know, I just heard that you made out with 31 00:01:58,950 --> 00:02:00,070 someone. That's fun. 32 00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:01,810 Do you want to explain it? 33 00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:05,510 No, I didn't come here to talk about that. I just came to drop off some 34 00:02:05,510 --> 00:02:06,510 and say hi. 35 00:02:06,950 --> 00:02:10,210 Who makes out with people? That's actually the real question, right? 36 00:02:11,070 --> 00:02:13,670 But who cheats on such an amazing person like Katie? 37 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:16,870 Well, I guess I do. 38 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:21,450 Wait, even though I just made a joke, that doesn't mean that you can make a 39 00:02:21,450 --> 00:02:23,730 joke. I'm not making a joke. I brought tulips. 40 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:26,920 There's one for you, there's one for you, there's 18 for you. Dude, you can't 41 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,640 charm your way out of it. My nerves are fried. 42 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:30,960 I've been through a lot. 43 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,660 I mean, I'm not looking for sympathy. 44 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:39,860 I know, but I just, like... Your friend screamed in my face for, like, the 45 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:45,100 tenth time. I know. Like a complete f***ing fool. I know, I know. So 46 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:46,100 inappropriate. 47 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,140 I know. Saying just the most foul, disgusting thing. 48 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:55,000 And your nerves are shot. But your nerves are shot. I know. You guys, I'm 49 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,320 exhausted. Then why are you here? 50 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:01,120 I didn't come over here to get yelled at. Be a man and just take being yelled 51 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:05,820 at. Katie is basically a lesbian right now because she's not dating a man. 52 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:08,440 Schwartz is just a pussy. 53 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:10,860 Do you know what I mean? I'm just so tired. We're not even yelling at you. 54 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:15,460 I don't care because you hurt her. And I don't care what you think. Then get out 55 00:03:15,460 --> 00:03:16,460 of my house. 56 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:19,280 All right. Get out of my house, Schwartz. Get out of my house. 57 00:03:20,010 --> 00:03:20,769 Hey, babe. 58 00:03:20,770 --> 00:03:21,629 I'm leaving. 59 00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:24,370 Babe. Really? Get out of my house, Schwartz. 60 00:03:29,430 --> 00:03:33,130 I wish Schwartz wouldn't have just let Stassi kick him out. If he wanted to say 61 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,790 something, he should have stuck around and said it. 62 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:38,630 What's been made very clear is that Schwartz has some growing up to do. 63 00:03:38,850 --> 00:03:43,130 He's not going to come in here and then say, I don't care what you think, 64 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:46,650 Stassi, like barging into my apartment and act like he doesn't care what you're 65 00:03:46,650 --> 00:03:47,650 going through. 66 00:03:48,090 --> 00:03:49,470 This is not Schwartz. 67 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,530 He needs to cut Jax out of his life. 68 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:54,670 Like, he just needs to get his act together. 69 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:56,710 I don't meddle in Katie's relationship. 70 00:03:57,110 --> 00:04:00,310 But Jax is just being so diabolical. 71 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:08,330 Sick. He needs to feel like he's losing you or something. 72 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:30,680 Hey, Peter. 73 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,620 Hey, Lisa. How are you doing? 74 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,620 I'm just getting ready for tonight, you know, the usual. I saw there's like a 75 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:38,480 sweet 16 birthday party. 76 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:43,660 Are they all 16? Nobody drinks when they're 16. I know, but they'll order 77 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:45,280 non -alcoholic cocktails. 78 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,720 Okay, go on. 79 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:49,460 So Gay Pride is coming up. Yeah, yeah. 80 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,120 So Natalie's already put together a plan for it. Right. 81 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,620 She's got some go -go dancers coming in. Yeah. 82 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,040 Three guys, two girls, dancing on the bar. 83 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,760 One of them's dressed like a horse. 84 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,460 I think maybe it was a whore, not a horse, wasn't it? 85 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:03,800 Is it really a whore? No. 86 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:08,960 Gay Pride's always been a huge event. Every year we've had a float in the 87 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:09,960 parade. 88 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:11,860 Wee -haw! 89 00:05:12,220 --> 00:05:13,520 Happy Pride, guys! 90 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:17,820 But this year, with the opening of Pump, it was just too much. So we're just 91 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:21,660 going to have a party at Pump and at Sir, and that is enough to deal with, 92 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:22,960 me. It's always fun. 93 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:28,510 You buying me a drink? 94 00:05:30,450 --> 00:05:31,450 Hi. Hi. 95 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:33,390 Do you know Danny up here? 96 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,070 Yeah. How do you know Danielle? 97 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:40,070 I'm her really good friend, and I'm interviewing her. Well, I'm Jax, by the 98 00:05:40,210 --> 00:05:43,090 Nice to meet you. I'm Vale. Vale. Nice to meet you. 99 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:44,310 Hello. 100 00:05:44,650 --> 00:05:47,390 Hi. Hi. Oh, speak of the devil. Yay. 101 00:05:48,030 --> 00:05:49,270 Are you excited to meet Lisa? 102 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:51,590 I am. I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited. 103 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:55,170 All right. Are you ready? You're welcome to come back for a drink on me when 104 00:05:55,170 --> 00:05:55,749 you're done. 105 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:56,750 Can I have one? 106 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:57,780 No. 107 00:05:58,240 --> 00:05:59,239 Good luck. 108 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,240 Hi. 109 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:01,500 How are you? 110 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,340 I'm going to sleep with her, probably. 111 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:05,140 Probably. 112 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:06,980 Hello. Hello. 113 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:11,080 This is my good friend, Vale. Hello, Vale. Lisa. Hi. 114 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,140 She is a sweetheart. 115 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,960 This sounds like a very biased opinion already. No, she is. It's very biased. 116 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,160 All right, I have to go sit up. I love you. Bye, honey. I love you. See you. 117 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,840 what's your experience with sober? 118 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:28,240 I used to be a server at Dominic's on Beverly. 119 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,980 Right. At Dominic's. How many customers do they have? 120 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:32,900 We'd have 200 through in a night. 121 00:06:33,420 --> 00:06:34,680 So it's a lot busier here. 122 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:39,420 It's a bigger job here. Sometimes we have 500, 600 in a night. Just some 123 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,960 reservations. And then walk -ins and people at the bar. Exactly. 124 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,500 Okay. So where are you from? 125 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:47,940 I'm from Boston. Right. I went to Princeton University. Oh, you did? Yeah. 126 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,680 graduated from Princeton? I did. 127 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:53,550 Half the kids here didn't graduate from kindergarten. 128 00:06:54,990 --> 00:06:56,810 Why do you want to work here? 129 00:06:57,150 --> 00:07:03,090 I'm one of those struggling actresses, and it's really hard to pay the bills. 130 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:04,990 Yeah, I hear you. I hear you. 131 00:07:05,290 --> 00:07:09,230 Bale certainly looks like she would fit in perfectly with her. I mean, she's a 132 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:13,410 gorgeous girl. But one thing I've learned is that all that glitters is not 133 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:18,130 Well, look, let's give it a try. I mean, I think A -Pride, maybe you can just 134 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:20,610 help out. Do you know how you go? Yeah, that sounds really fun. 135 00:07:21,050 --> 00:07:27,710 Okay. And I don't encourage any intercompany dating. Not that anybody is 136 00:07:27,710 --> 00:07:29,550 actually free because they're all dating each other. 137 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:30,969 That's true. 138 00:07:30,970 --> 00:07:31,929 Okay, good. 139 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:34,650 All right. Thank you so much. All right. I'm excited. 140 00:07:34,910 --> 00:07:37,630 Okay. Thank you. You're welcome. Okay. Bye, guys. Bye. 141 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:40,210 Too good. She's never going to laugh. 142 00:07:40,410 --> 00:07:43,470 I know. She's too cute. She's too pretty. She's too smart. 143 00:07:44,190 --> 00:07:45,190 Perfect. 144 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,380 I'm in the doghouse a little. 145 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,660 Thank you. Thank you very much. All right. 146 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:02,000 Do you know what you want for your entree? Yeah, I do. I probably just want 147 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:02,799 get some salmon. 148 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,840 Okay, I'm going to get this first thing. Sounds great. Cheers. 149 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,320 Thank you. You're welcome. 150 00:08:06,580 --> 00:08:07,580 No worries. 151 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:09,320 Hubby, we're a real couple. 152 00:08:10,020 --> 00:08:11,100 We've got a fancy dinner. 153 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:15,220 Things have been strained between me and Katie, but it's more just a wake -up 154 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:17,660 call and a realization that I need to be a better boyfriend. 155 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:21,640 I feel like we can work through this, and we're going to come out a stronger 156 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:27,000 couple. I think it's been a wake -up call for us both. 157 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:31,420 We've been through hell for the past three days, but there's definitely a 158 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:32,219 bit of a lining. 159 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:35,360 At least on my end, I feel like I definitely appreciate you more. 160 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:41,200 You know what? At the end of the day, you made a bad choice. You made out with 161 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,460 somebody, and I would be lying if I said it didn't hurt. 162 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:45,439 Of course. 163 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:50,040 But I can forgive it and pass it. It just frustrated me the way it came 164 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,900 Whoa. Thank you. 165 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,540 That's beautiful. Thank you. 166 00:08:53,840 --> 00:09:00,020 I'm just, mostly, mostly, I just really hate Jack. 167 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:07,640 Yeah. I don't know how you just can't seem to just with him. I would prefer 168 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:08,840 you don't see Jack. 169 00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:12,660 Maybe that's just not realistic because we have friends in the same social 170 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:16,880 clique. Say, for instance, I end up going somewhere, like going go -karting. 171 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:20,630 He's been an ass. He tried to make you look like a sh**. You're a great person. 172 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:25,390 You try to get me to break up with you. What kind of reasonable or good person 173 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:29,690 in any way does that work? His twisted logic was that he thought that I was 174 00:09:29,690 --> 00:09:33,730 really unhappy in the relationship, and he thought he was doing me a service or 175 00:09:33,730 --> 00:09:34,730 something. I know. 176 00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:39,870 Had Stassi ever done that? She has a major influence on you. She did. And so 177 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,070 does Jack. No, he does not. 178 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:45,300 I just, I guess I see it as frivolous and instead of malicious. 179 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:49,820 I'm not saying you need to bitch about it. But just let your actions and 180 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:50,820 everything speak for themselves. 181 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:55,420 It's frustrating that after all the fights that Tom and I have had about 182 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:58,960 he keeps defending Jack when I'm the one that he should be defending. 183 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:02,820 Please no one -on -one bro -downs. No bro -downs. 184 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:07,320 I think I'm being very, very fair right now. Yeah, you know what else you're 185 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,219 being? With you. 186 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:09,220 Once. Sexy. 187 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,940 Coming up. I have an inability to hold a grudge against Jax. 188 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,920 Jax is conspiring. 189 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:26,780 Oh, 190 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:32,860 good lordy. 191 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,280 What the? 192 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,220 You look amazing. Are you going to have a little panic attack? 193 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,760 No, no, no. I brought a Xanax if things get out of hand. Are you serious? 194 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:42,789 Just kidding. 195 00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:46,910 On a day like today, it's going to be packed, so I need all my best people. 196 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:49,830 And if they're not available, then I call Tom Schwartz. 197 00:10:50,070 --> 00:10:53,750 So this is the menu. This is the menu for today, yeah. Okay, but I don't think 198 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,870 we're going to be serving too much food, do you? No, not at all, but we're 199 00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:58,030 really going to do a lot of drinks. 200 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:02,570 Happy Pride. 201 00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:03,589 Hey, hey. 202 00:11:03,590 --> 00:11:05,130 Hi. Nice pink top. 203 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:08,730 Y 'all can get spray painted. 204 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,390 Gay pride is like Mardi Gras for the gay community. 205 00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:18,570 It's getting sexier. It's so much fun, and we make a ton of money. 206 00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:21,030 Is it time for a cocktail yet? It's 9 a .m. 207 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:24,510 Hi. Hi. Do you have to get spray painted? That's what we're trying to 208 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:26,450 out. No, I'm going to go ahead and pass on that. 209 00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:27,730 Hey. 210 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,250 Happy gay pride. 211 00:11:29,470 --> 00:11:31,510 Hello. Val, this is Kristen. 212 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:34,470 Hi. Hey, Kristen. Nice to meet you. I'm Val. This is my friend Val. 213 00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:36,170 She's a new girl. Be nice to her. 214 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:40,910 I should probably just go with the mesh by itself, right? 215 00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:42,210 Probably should. 216 00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:45,670 Just go with the undies and the mesh? Undies and mesh. I think it's probably 217 00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:46,670 your best bet. 218 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,770 I can see her nipples. 219 00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:55,450 I don't think any of these guys are looking at her today. I think she's 220 00:11:55,670 --> 00:11:56,750 I think everyone's... That's true. 221 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:57,929 They're all guys. 222 00:11:57,930 --> 00:11:59,090 I don't really think anybody cares. 223 00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:03,370 It's a very, very, very good -looking bunch of people working together, which 224 00:12:03,370 --> 00:12:06,770 probably why they date each other. Good -looking group of kids, drink. 225 00:12:07,599 --> 00:12:10,640 Sexy vibes. I could see how they could get themselves in some trouble. 226 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,560 What's in your drink? Vodka diet. 227 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:13,919 Vodka diet? 228 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,440 What do you got? It's just water. Don't kill me. 229 00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:17,860 Hey, mom. No flirting. 230 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:19,979 Don't go there. 231 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,700 You have a girlfriend? You? No way. 232 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 I would never. 233 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,960 Every day there's a new supermodel coming into work here. 234 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,180 I can't help it that she's a pretty girl. 235 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,060 And they literally wear a dress that they can fit in their hand. 236 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,660 And they don't wear underwear and they don't wear a bra. 237 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,420 I'm only human. 238 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:37,750 Looking good. 239 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:38,790 Really? 240 00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:07,270 pride. It's losing its pride virginity. 241 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,110 So, Pup is officially coming out. 242 00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:20,150 I like you. 243 00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:21,910 I don't like you. 244 00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:23,470 I know, I'm sorry. 245 00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:26,270 I was a little insensitive. Probably borderline ass. 246 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,770 Yes, and what, so you just made out with someone? Who just makes out with 247 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:34,010 someone? I don't want to make excuses about it. Does it really matter? I did 248 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:36,690 But for Jax to say that we had sex. 249 00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:43,650 Bessie's definitely a good friend, but I'm starting to question whether or not 250 00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:45,570 she has Katie's best interest in mind. 251 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:48,630 I'm starting to think that she just has her interest in mind. 252 00:13:49,030 --> 00:13:50,630 He apologized to me. I don't care. 253 00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:54,010 You can't apologize for something like that. You're done. That's when you go, 254 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:54,729 you're done. 255 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:58,210 I have an inability to hold a grudge against Jax, and it's like, I don't even 256 00:13:58,210 --> 00:13:59,210 understand it myself. 257 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,250 Jax is hip -firing. 258 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,730 I haven't seen that. 259 00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:05,450 Jax is like poison. 260 00:14:05,790 --> 00:14:09,970 Schwartz is just too stupid to realize that Jax has always tried to drive a 261 00:14:09,970 --> 00:14:11,450 wedge between Schwartz and Katie. 262 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,210 I should be working. I want to get yelled at. 263 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,110 Nope. 264 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:22,930 Wait. 265 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,210 Aha. 266 00:14:25,170 --> 00:14:28,610 I made wonderful memories of Pride last year. 267 00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,130 Time last year. 268 00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:32,790 What's Tom's phone number? 269 00:14:34,069 --> 00:14:37,810 And then I confronted Ariana, so it's a very good time. That's a stupid bar. 270 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,250 Wait, be straight. Have you ever hooked up with a boy? 271 00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:42,150 100 % no. Okay, never. 272 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,890 Crazy how much can change in a year. 273 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,690 I would like to have a gay pride day with Kristen that wasn't about Tom. 274 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:51,670 Hell, I'd like to have any day with Kristen that isn't about Tom. 275 00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:53,050 Yeah. 276 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:59,910 How was your first day? It was cool, I guess. It was cool. I've never worked a 277 00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:00,749 day this slow. 278 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,610 Even Tuesday nights are busier than this. 279 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:06,080 Okay, so it's normally busier than that. Oh my God, yeah. 280 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,580 My tips from today were supposed to go towards the dessert bar at my wedding. 281 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:13,860 And considering how dead it is right now, looks like everyone's going to be 282 00:15:13,860 --> 00:15:14,860 going on a diet. 283 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:19,060 Why would somebody open up a business right down the street from their other 284 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:20,380 business? Her other business. 285 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,450 Thank you. Because every gay pride, I'm telling you, you're not allowed to 286 00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:43,750 drink. So are you going down there? 287 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:48,570 Yeah. I'd like to see Katie, but I don't want to go in the... It's like going in 288 00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:49,549 the lion's den. 289 00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:50,550 Oh, John. 290 00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:53,710 You can't just cut that piece of your life out. I think that he's going to 291 00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:55,130 disappear off the face of the earth. 292 00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:56,670 I've done it for a year. 293 00:15:57,010 --> 00:16:00,270 You can have a civil... Trust me. 294 00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:02,810 You know what? I think you should go have brunch with Brandy tomorrow. 295 00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:05,510 Touché, my dear. 296 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:51,200 busy honestly whenever i met sir it's like a time warp it's so good to see you 297 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:56,100 guys i've never gone back to my high school since i graduated but i'd imagine 298 00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,980 that it would be something like that 299 00:17:07,349 --> 00:17:11,550 I know my way around Sir well enough that I'm pretty confident I can avoid 300 00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:13,910 I think somebody's over there. You might recognize him. 301 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:25,130 You know, last year there was a bloat, there was angel wing, there was a line 302 00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:30,770 out the door to get into Sir. This year, some pixie girl, a centaur, and there's 303 00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:33,570 also a couple hundred dollars left in tip because of pump. 304 00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:34,770 It's really suck. 305 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:39,700 It's dead in here. I want to shoot down to Pump real quick and see how Schwartz 306 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:40,700 is doing. Do you mind? 307 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:42,620 Like just 30 minutes. Do you need to check on him? 308 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:44,060 I need to check on him. You're a big daddy? 309 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,760 I'm his big brother. I can respect that. 310 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:48,740 I'll be right back. Cool. 311 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,120 Thank you very much. Thank you. 312 00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:13,680 I don't know why I can't stay mad at Jax. 313 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,920 Maybe it's like when your puppy pees in the rug, you don't just kick it out of 314 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:17,539 the apartment. 315 00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:21,300 You know, you give it a little rap on the ass and you make up. Is everything 316 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:25,180 okay now? Honestly, you have no idea how bad, like for 48 hours. 317 00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:29,000 Because of you, my life was literally a living hell. 318 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:33,700 I'm tired of being blamed for other people's problems. He did. 319 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:39,740 Technically, cheat on her. So, all I've done is make Tom and Katie deal with the 320 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:42,820 truth. There's a new girl. There's a new girl that just started, sir. 321 00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:44,640 So pretty. Her name is Val. 322 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,160 You gotta come and check out. She's nice. Just so you know, my leash is 323 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,139 this long. 324 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:50,920 I'm not gonna be able to come check out any girl. 325 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,440 It's your fault. 326 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:57,420 I'm not going in. 327 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,420 Is this like your little cheerleader over here? 328 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,760 Yeah. 329 00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:11,330 So, deja vu, right? 330 00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:16,910 Yeah. This time last year, I came up here crying with you and me. I asked you 331 00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:19,690 you were f***ing around with my boyfriend and you told me no. Which I 332 00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:21,410 f***ing around with your boyfriend. 333 00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:23,710 So you're as big of a liar as he is. 334 00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:31,690 I've come crystal clear clean about everything that I've done in my life. 335 00:19:32,090 --> 00:19:34,990 I don't understand why Tom and Ariana can't do the same. 336 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,400 You didn't have that life. 337 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,100 What life is that? 338 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,000 The life that I used to have. 339 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,960 I don't think my life is anything what yours is. I mean, you're good. 340 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,440 He's cheating on you just like you cheated on me. What did you expect? 341 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:52,240 I'm not going to think to this level that Kirsten has been trying to pull us 342 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,340 down to so many times. 343 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,440 It's just not going to happen. 344 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:01,100 So this week, I am going to go to his house, so you don't have to be like, all 345 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,180 right, there, you know? 346 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:06,030 I'm just there. You're always just there. 347 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:13,090 Okay. When I need to talk to him about bills, I'm not trying to... Thank you. 348 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:17,209 Coming up. 349 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:20,750 You haven't lived here in six months, so I shouldn't be getting any of your 350 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,250 mail. Like, babe, you... 351 00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:03,510 I'm a little surprised to see that the... 352 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:07,780 isn't quite as busy as the last couple of years, but Pump, being on the main 353 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:12,300 drag, pun intended, is right in the middle of it. So, of course, it was 354 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,300 to the rafters. 355 00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:24,360 So, what is the breakdown with the tip? The hostess makes the least amount of 356 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:28,000 money. Oh, shucks. They do, though. 357 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:32,140 But, like, what about supercharming? I can't up it. It's just like a... 358 00:21:32,380 --> 00:21:33,219 flat percentage. 359 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,540 Maybe people will slip you money if you give them a good table. 360 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,239 I don't know. 361 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,860 And wear like a really low top. 362 00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:42,440 I don't really have, I don't have a lot to really show. Push those babies up. 363 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,680 I'll just do a, yeah. Hi. 364 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,560 Hi. Hi. 365 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,500 I can't believe you're here for Gay Pride. 366 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:53,520 Hi. You're Stassi, right? I met you before, fail. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fail. It 367 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,340 with Danny at Rocket. No, not Rocket Marley. 368 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,920 Phoenix. Phoenix? 369 00:21:58,560 --> 00:21:59,560 Phoenix? 370 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:04,010 Are you working here now? Uh -huh. 371 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:08,370 I've met Vale before, and I thought that she was this fabulous girl that's 372 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,210 probably jet -setting off to France. 373 00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:13,350 You know what's a good cure for thinking someone's fabulous? 374 00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:16,130 Learning they just took a hosting job at Sir. 375 00:22:16,810 --> 00:22:19,570 I was at Pump. It was really busy. 376 00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:21,470 Where is Pump? 377 00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:24,870 Right down the street. It's one of the new little spots. 378 00:22:25,230 --> 00:22:27,650 Yeah, I think the name is clever. 379 00:22:27,870 --> 00:22:29,270 I like it. I don't do it. 380 00:22:29,770 --> 00:22:30,770 It's all right. 381 00:22:31,790 --> 00:22:37,310 Oh, my God. She looks like two butterflies landed on her eyelashes and 382 00:22:37,930 --> 00:22:38,930 Are you done? 383 00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:42,630 Yeah, kind of. She's running me through the tips and stuff. I was just informing 384 00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:47,330 her how little. Well, yes. The little. I'm not worried about it. What I'm 385 00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:52,030 about more than the money is just how everyone's like, it's really dark. 386 00:22:52,310 --> 00:22:53,570 There's a lot of. 387 00:22:54,070 --> 00:22:55,330 Bull. Bull. 388 00:22:56,430 --> 00:22:57,430 Maybe. 389 00:22:57,950 --> 00:23:00,870 I know. I'm just surprised you're here so often with all the bull. 390 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,900 I just don't get where Stassi gets off, feeling so superior to all of us who 391 00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:10,480 work at SUR, and yet she feels the need to keep showing up at SUR and then trash 392 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,279 the place. 393 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,120 Like, you're not a part of the family anymore. 394 00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:14,340 Bitch, go. 395 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,720 I mean, 396 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:21,680 I want to get away from some of you, but I have so many of my other friends here 397 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:25,740 that, you know, if something like this is going on, I want to be around them. 398 00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:30,520 Like, Sheena, those friends that you have over there, You can keep them. You 399 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:31,459 boss them around. 400 00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:34,280 I only want to boss around cool people, not losers. 401 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,180 Well, I'm hot. I'm doing my clothes out. You're done. Glad you had a good first 402 00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:41,040 day. Thanks. Good to see you again. Good to see you. 403 00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:44,080 That's a strut. She just strutted off. 404 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,820 You'll see a lot of that strut. 405 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:52,300 Did you just get here? 406 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:53,780 Did you just get here? Yeah. 407 00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:55,580 How's it feel to be here? 408 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:56,920 It could be better. 409 00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:58,880 But you're stealing all the business over there. 410 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,420 It's been difficult for me to give Sir as much attention as I normally do 411 00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:05,420 because of Pump. 412 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:10,660 But now I need to step in there. I mean, just because I've had success in the 413 00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:13,360 past doesn't mean that Sir is going to continue to be a success. 414 00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:34,680 Can I put underneath this? 415 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:35,880 Yeah. 416 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,900 Because I don't want to burn your carpet. 417 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,019 That's perfect. 418 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,020 Cool. Thanks. 419 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 You're welcome. 420 00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:51,980 Did you tell Tom that you were going to go over to his place today, or are you 421 00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:54,360 just going to show up and grab your shit and run? 422 00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:59,760 No, I'm hoping that his shadow isn't going to be there. 423 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,260 Why do you even care so much? 424 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,520 Get your s*** from Tom and just, like, have it at that, you know? Well, she, 425 00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:08,420 like, sits in the corner and she doesn't say anything. 426 00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:10,700 She's, like, come in here and you just want to, like, talk about it outside. 427 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,080 No, that's fine. Come on in. 428 00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:17,040 And she's just, like, the quiet little, like, super cool, chill girlfriend that 429 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,180 she's clearly not, but that's what she pretends to be. 430 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,740 It's, like, girl, like, get over it. You know what I mean? 431 00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:26,100 Yeah. It's not like I'm trying to have a f***ing heart -to -heart with him or 432 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:31,120 get in his pants, so... So, since this is going to be what you're... 433 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,600 Third or fourth time picking up your old belongings from Tom's apartment? 434 00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:39,100 How many more times do you think you're going to have to do that, or is this one 435 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:39,839 of the last times? 436 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,240 Let's just be the last, I hope. 437 00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:44,600 You know, I understand that Kristen has to deal with her ex -boyfriend, but, 438 00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:47,080 like, do you really need to go over to Tom's place to get your mail? 439 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,340 Look at you, sexy girl. Where are you going? 440 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,460 It's, like, all the time. It just gets exhausting. 441 00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:53,860 When's this going to bloody stop? 442 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,720 Totally going to have a nip slip today. 443 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,080 Great. 444 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,320 Is there any chance of me getting out of this, or am I... No. 445 00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:13,540 For a stock? 446 00:26:13,660 --> 00:26:14,840 No. Oh, dude. 447 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,520 Kristen's coming over here, and I don't want to be here alone. 448 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,560 Dude, I don't blame you. Her ghost still haunts these walls. 449 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:25,040 No. Ariana told me she can hear slamming the microwave sometimes late at night. 450 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,520 Dude. 451 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,120 Hi. Yo. 452 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Can I come in for a sec? 453 00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:38,860 Yeah, sure. I got your... 454 00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,280 stuff over there. Swags. 455 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:46,160 More mail? Is this really old, yeah? No, no, no, no. I did my change of address 456 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,760 over a week ago. 457 00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:51,760 But Kristen, also, like, you haven't lived here in six months, so I shouldn't 458 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,160 getting any of your mail. 459 00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:58,980 She's just doing that, like, extremely cliche thing where it's like, look good 460 00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:02,940 around your ex, but it's like you just see right through that. 461 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,840 You've not responded to a single text? 462 00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:06,300 Yes, I have, Kristen. 463 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,940 Do you want me to show you? 464 00:27:08,510 --> 00:27:09,510 It's like old times. 465 00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:10,810 Yeah. 466 00:27:11,570 --> 00:27:14,870 Apparently, Tom feels that he needs to have a bodyguard just to have a 467 00:27:14,870 --> 00:27:15,870 conversation with me. 468 00:27:16,390 --> 00:27:17,390 Such a baby. 469 00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:22,890 I don't say anything to you or James anymore, and nor have I in a long time. 470 00:27:23,450 --> 00:27:25,310 And I'd appreciate it if you did the same. 471 00:27:25,730 --> 00:27:27,670 You don't need to go up and talk to Ariana. 472 00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:31,350 You don't need to... I mean, I was hardly talking to her. I didn't insult 473 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,390 just said it's like deja vu. 474 00:27:32,850 --> 00:27:35,570 He's cheating on you just like he cheated on me. What did you expect? 475 00:27:36,570 --> 00:27:37,549 Blah, blah, blah. 476 00:27:37,550 --> 00:27:40,550 deja vu that we're standing in the same place together. You didn't say our 477 00:27:40,550 --> 00:27:42,370 relationship's a lie. It's built on lies. 478 00:27:42,710 --> 00:27:48,150 Well... That's what I think. Kristen, the point I'm trying to make is stop 479 00:27:48,150 --> 00:27:52,650 up and, like... And you made up... Like... Babe, you... Tom, sorry. 480 00:27:53,030 --> 00:27:54,030 Freudian slip. 481 00:27:56,450 --> 00:28:01,470 This is coming seriously from a place of, like, caring about you, from, like, 482 00:28:01,470 --> 00:28:04,730 love, that I'm very honest. Will you please look at me? 483 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:12,720 I think... When things start off badly and dishonestly, 484 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,100 they're not going to end well. 485 00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:15,520 And we know that. 486 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,560 And that's how you guys started. 487 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,680 No, we didn't. Yeah, you did. 488 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:25,760 It would be a sign of respect if Tom were to just be honest with me. Tell me 489 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,320 truth. Tell me you were sleeping with Ariana behind my back. 490 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,080 Honestly, I think that would put my mind at ease. 491 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,880 You're coming at me with this when you... 492 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:38,460 Jack, on my couch while I was asleep when we were together. I did not. I did 493 00:28:38,460 --> 00:28:39,459 not. Ariana. 494 00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:43,060 You're never going to admit it. Kristen, you're the only one that thinks that. 495 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,740 Like, that's you. Do you want me to be happy for you guys together? Like, 496 00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:48,420 what you're asking for me, and I can't do that. 497 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,200 I've told you since the very beginning, I want you to be happy. Then leave me 498 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,020 alone. I don't. Then leave me alone. Stop involving yourself in my 499 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,500 We are so happy together, Kristen. 500 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,960 We have a great relationship and a great friendship. 501 00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:04,220 I know, I remember those days, Tom. 502 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,660 I remember those days. The first... Oh, no, you and I. Oh, that's right. I'm 503 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:10,960 sorry. You like to say that in six years our relationship was shit the entire 504 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:11,960 time. 505 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,220 Why would you stay with someone for six years if your relationship was hell? 506 00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:16,820 Because I felt trapped with you, Kristen. 507 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:17,899 For six years? 508 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:19,260 I felt trapped with you. 509 00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:23,860 Why do you just treat me like... I don't want to be around you, Kristen. 510 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,520 I don't want to be around you. 511 00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:28,580 Every time I give Kristen an inch, she takes a mile. 512 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,720 So I have to just be very, like, stern with her. 513 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,060 I feel slightly bad for that. 514 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,900 Slightly. We don't have to talk anymore. We have clearly nothing left to talk 515 00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:40,900 about. Yeah. 516 00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:42,500 Okay. Bye, Short. 517 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,500 See you, Daddy. 518 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:47,380 Ignore each other like we were. 519 00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:54,260 She came over here dressed up in nines. 520 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,000 You know, in her mind... 521 00:29:56,410 --> 00:30:00,390 She was like, there's a possibility you might try to hook up with me. You know 522 00:30:00,390 --> 00:30:02,830 that. I felt like I was in a time warp. 523 00:30:03,050 --> 00:30:05,510 That's about as close to a time machine as we have. 524 00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:07,930 Dude, she lives in a lie, dude. 525 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:09,350 She's crazy. 526 00:30:10,990 --> 00:30:15,030 Coming up. I don't want to be petty. You feel like somebody who started a rumor 527 00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:16,450 about him having sex with someone is petty? 528 00:30:17,050 --> 00:30:18,750 You're making excuses for yourself. 529 00:30:29,310 --> 00:30:30,149 What's up, guys? 530 00:30:30,150 --> 00:30:32,310 Oh, my God, I'm so happy to see you. 531 00:30:32,510 --> 00:30:36,950 Oh, my God, he was so lucky I was here. He completely withdrew. He started, 532 00:30:37,030 --> 00:30:40,730 like, crying and cowering. I had to step in. I had to handle everything. 533 00:30:41,070 --> 00:30:42,070 I had to handle everything. 534 00:30:42,190 --> 00:30:44,250 And I was like, don't ever come back ever again. 535 00:30:44,630 --> 00:30:46,150 I know, I had to hold him back. Yeah. 536 00:30:46,410 --> 00:30:49,550 He definitely wasn't sitting there hiding himself. No, I wasn't cowering 537 00:30:49,550 --> 00:30:50,550 looking at my phone. 538 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,240 It's okay. Last time she was here, when I was here, I was playing Candy Crush. 539 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:58,100 Dude, I could have at least sincerely been reading something or doing 540 00:30:58,140 --> 00:31:02,080 I was just staring at it and, like, doing fake thumb motions. I was even 541 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,080 the thumb motion. 542 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,880 Dude, I'm such a f***ing coward. 543 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,200 So, you guys had a great time. 544 00:31:08,540 --> 00:31:09,540 Man. 545 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,220 She's lucky I had to do today. 546 00:31:12,460 --> 00:31:16,400 The last time Gerson came over, she took one look at me and started bawling her 547 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,400 eyes out. 548 00:31:20,910 --> 00:31:22,350 I don't need to be there for that. 549 00:31:22,610 --> 00:31:25,510 So she came over here because she wanted to talk to me about how she doesn't 550 00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:26,650 think that you and I are good together? 551 00:31:26,910 --> 00:31:27,910 I guess. 552 00:31:28,350 --> 00:31:29,970 That's what she closed with. 553 00:31:30,630 --> 00:31:33,750 I want to inject when you guys are going at it. I know you guys had a lot of 554 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:37,350 stuff to get out, but I wanted to call Kristen out because it does not sit well 555 00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:41,370 with me that she's been perpetuating the rumors and exaggerating them. 556 00:31:41,670 --> 00:31:42,970 I know that's where she did it. 557 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,640 With two different people, for sure. 558 00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:48,060 The whole thing was just too much for Katie. 559 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:51,900 It was like a whirlwind of too much information at once. Yeah. Like, all, 560 00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:55,740 exaggerated. And then you got Stassi there. Fueling the fire, dude, and 561 00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:59,140 chastising me when I walk in and try to bring her flowers. I don't even want to 562 00:31:59,140 --> 00:31:59,939 tell you about that. 563 00:31:59,940 --> 00:32:03,020 Hey, let me guess. Without you telling me, I bet Stassi kicked you out and made 564 00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:05,260 you leave, because that's, like, her favorite thing to do. Why don't you just 565 00:32:05,260 --> 00:32:06,260 go? I'm tired of you. 566 00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:10,000 Then get out of my house. All right. Get out of my house. Get out of my house. 567 00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:12,820 Dude, they had their pitchforks out, man. 568 00:32:13,290 --> 00:32:17,730 It's funny because Stassi hates Jax. She thinks he's the most awful person. 569 00:32:18,190 --> 00:32:23,130 But unbeknownst to her, her and Jax are doing the exact same thing from opposite 570 00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:24,470 ends to Katie and Schwartz. 571 00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:30,110 Well, Katie said yesterday at Pride that things were good. 572 00:32:30,810 --> 00:32:31,810 Yeah. 573 00:32:32,110 --> 00:32:33,110 We had sex. 574 00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:34,370 We had good sex. 575 00:32:34,770 --> 00:32:38,550 Yeah? Like, good sex like we used to have when we first started dating. I 576 00:32:38,550 --> 00:32:41,510 to, like, almost like I'm, like, picking at the door. 577 00:32:42,490 --> 00:32:43,590 Just, like, ravage her? 578 00:32:43,810 --> 00:32:47,010 Yeah. You guys are some campy -ass motherfuckers. We are. 579 00:32:47,310 --> 00:32:48,310 But I love you. 580 00:32:48,430 --> 00:32:49,470 You look good together. 581 00:32:49,670 --> 00:32:50,930 We look good together, too. 582 00:33:07,370 --> 00:33:08,830 Look at him. Isn't he gorgeous? 583 00:33:09,510 --> 00:33:10,510 Hi. 584 00:33:15,330 --> 00:33:16,350 How are you? 585 00:33:16,550 --> 00:33:17,550 You're late. 586 00:33:17,730 --> 00:33:19,110 I am a little late today. 587 00:33:19,410 --> 00:33:21,350 A little late is a big late for me. 588 00:33:21,790 --> 00:33:25,090 100%, I'm not going to be irresponsible. I know you have a business to run. So 589 00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:28,850 you know our rules. Yeah, because I've had problems with people breaking rules. 590 00:33:29,190 --> 00:33:33,010 Kristen, you are ordering drinks, taking them to the back. 591 00:33:33,659 --> 00:33:36,240 And drinking. I've seen that. Do you drink? 592 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:38,980 I drink, yeah. I'll go through phases where I won't drink for four or five 593 00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:42,340 months just because I don't want to. I don't like to party too hard because I 594 00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:43,780 know I have a proclivity towards it. 595 00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:45,800 You know, I struggle with substance abuse. 596 00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:47,860 Yeah. Yeah, a while ago. 597 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:50,040 I've never had problems with drinking. 598 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,800 Okay. It's more harder stuff. Okay. 599 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,680 I lucked out in my acting career. 600 00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:59,460 I was on Young and the Restless for just under three years. And I was starting 601 00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:01,120 to get into this whole, like... 602 00:34:02,179 --> 00:34:04,320 what seemed like a Hollywood lifestyle. 603 00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:08,639 I was starting to get into a little bit of trouble with the drugs. 604 00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:11,400 Obviously, you know, I'm doing well now. 605 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:15,860 I meditate twice a day. I have my stuff together, but I certainly have a 606 00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:22,800 history. It's just... Not surround myself with 607 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,800 people that... Right. 608 00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:27,440 That would take you down the wrong path. Yeah, like, I'm strong. I can resist 609 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,199 it, but I don't want to be subjecting myself to it all the time. 610 00:34:30,790 --> 00:34:34,230 Hopefully, you're staying well away from Mr. Jax Taylor. 611 00:34:34,570 --> 00:34:38,710 I'm just saying Jax might not be the best influence. 612 00:34:39,070 --> 00:34:40,510 Yeah, I'm telling you. 613 00:34:40,850 --> 00:34:44,190 I know, that's what everyone has said. I know what Jax is like. He's like a dog 614 00:34:44,190 --> 00:34:48,730 on heat, and he sees you coming in. He's like... I know what he's like, okay? So 615 00:34:48,730 --> 00:34:50,750 I'm just giving you the heads up, right? Yeah. 616 00:34:51,210 --> 00:34:52,989 Everyone makes mistakes. It's human. 617 00:34:53,389 --> 00:34:55,810 But I'm really happy to be past it. 618 00:34:56,310 --> 00:34:58,510 That's just not how I want to go through life. 619 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:00,770 I'm just glad we've had this conversation. 620 00:35:01,070 --> 00:35:04,110 Yeah. Because as long as you're here at work, you've got a smile on your face, 621 00:35:04,190 --> 00:35:07,170 and you're safe and happy and making the right choice in your life, then that's 622 00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:09,690 good for me. Yeah, we all got to grow up sometime, you know? Yeah. 623 00:35:17,410 --> 00:35:21,010 We're going to do the 9 -inch. 9 -inch cake. Do you guys know what color you 624 00:35:21,010 --> 00:35:22,110 want to do? Let's do gold. 625 00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:24,250 Gold. Why don't we do silver and gold? 626 00:35:24,670 --> 00:35:26,670 No, we're going to stick to gold. All gold. Yeah. 627 00:35:26,890 --> 00:35:28,050 Here is your cake. 628 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:29,620 I just realized something. 629 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:30,820 We don't get to eat this. 630 00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:37,040 Because Peter, his birthday, it's just a guy's thing. I feel like scratch the 631 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,660 whole Peter birthday thing. Let's make this for ourselves. 632 00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:43,640 We're decorating an ombre gold cake for Peter because that's the cake I want to 633 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,960 eat. I need you to hold it up and I'm going to do this, okay? 634 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,000 The shit we do for Peter. 635 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:55,120 This is for me now. So how was it seeing everybody on Gay Pride? 636 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:58,540 The whole reason, like, I don't want to go in a stir is, like, seeing people 637 00:35:58,540 --> 00:36:02,420 like Tina. Like, the fact that, like, she could just, like, sit down and kind 638 00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:05,480 be normal. She was probably sitting down, though, because Vale was sitting 639 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,240 us. Vale knows better. Like, I know Vale. Okay, but I'm just going to let 640 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,660 know if she all of a sudden wants to be friends with them, I'm going to be like, 641 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,220 something must be wrong with you. 642 00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:16,000 So she will automatically be one of the shitheads. 643 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:21,400 When I started, sir, I wish that I had somebody to give me, you know, the 644 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,700 scoop and to steer me in the right direction. Because then I never would 645 00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:26,980 met Kristen and she never would have introduced me to Jack. 646 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,800 Honestly, I'm sick of everyone making excuses for this group of people. I 647 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,640 they're all disgusting and they're so used to being in this like bubble of 648 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,800 disgustingness because they've each done terrible things. So they are friends 649 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:44,100 with each other because they each make themselves feel better about the other 650 00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:45,440 bad things that they have done. 651 00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:48,720 I'm going to do it a little lower. That looks like shit. 652 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:52,080 I'm getting tired. I'm getting lazy at this point. You do it, then. You have, 653 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,080 like, two left. 654 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,340 Did you and Schwartz go on a date? 655 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:56,620 Yes. 656 00:36:56,660 --> 00:36:57,660 We went to Beso. 657 00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,920 Trendy. 658 00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:01,500 Well, it's still Hollywood. 659 00:37:01,940 --> 00:37:02,940 It was really nice. 660 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,120 Yeah, it was nice. I mean, we definitely, like, talked about it a lot, 661 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:09,760 After, like, arguing with Tom so much about it, I don't want to be, like, the 662 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:14,160 old Canadian girlfriend, like, me or, like, Jax. He agrees, though, with Jax. 663 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:17,590 But he's still going to go, like, hang out with him? 664 00:37:17,830 --> 00:37:21,250 I said, I understand, like, you and Jax have mutual friends still. 665 00:37:21,810 --> 00:37:25,290 And it's unfair of me to say, well, you can't go anywhere that Jax is. Like, 666 00:37:25,350 --> 00:37:29,190 Schwartz wants to go go -karting. But he knows how important it is to you and 667 00:37:29,190 --> 00:37:30,390 how much Jax has hurt you. 668 00:37:30,590 --> 00:37:35,210 But here's the thing. If I can get over my boyfriend making a bad decision that 669 00:37:35,210 --> 00:37:40,230 he is incredibly sorry for, then why do I need to tell him who we can and can't 670 00:37:40,230 --> 00:37:41,230 be friends with? 671 00:37:41,350 --> 00:37:43,550 He should just be doing it on his own. 672 00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:46,220 I don't know who the weaker person is in this relationship. 673 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,640 Schwartz for not taking a stand against Jack, or Katie for letting him get away 674 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,259 with it. 675 00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:55,600 He's assured me that I am always considered number one, and my feelings 676 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,220 considered all the time, and I will allow that. 677 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:03,060 In Sassy's world, everything is black and white, but in the real world, that's 678 00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:04,140 not really how it works. 679 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:09,720 It's almost like I was fighting a fight to win something when what I would lose 680 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:10,720 would be much greater. 681 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,440 Bottom line, I don't want Jack. 682 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,220 to end my relationship one way or another. 683 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:18,860 I don't want to be petty. He knows how I feel. I just want to let you know that 684 00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:19,860 it's not petty. 685 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:25,060 But I'm starting to feel like... You feel like somebody who said, I would 686 00:38:25,060 --> 00:38:29,160 to see Schwartz fuck another girl right in front of Katie. I'm not condoning the 687 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,160 friendship anymore. 688 00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:34,360 You're making excuses for yourself. I have to let it go. 689 00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:35,700 Well, that sucks. 690 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,120 You shouldn't have to. 691 00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:39,140 It blows my mind. 692 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:44,080 That Katie is still allowing Schwartz to hang out with Jax. Sometimes you have 693 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,080 to take a stand. 694 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:50,000 Otherwise, you're just a doormat. If you are happy, if you feel comfortable with 695 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:55,440 Jax still being around, after he did that, like, I don't want to see my 696 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,000 relationship deteriorate because of Jax. 697 00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:05,420 Coming up. Jax isn't the issue. He's treated her so terribly. 698 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,060 Me not being friends with Jax doesn't solve anything. 699 00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:14,910 I'm here. What is this go -karting for the world? Let's race. 700 00:39:15,470 --> 00:39:18,730 Loser has to go on McKinney. I just want to race, man. Let's do it. 701 00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:24,470 I don't think people realize the skill that goes in go -karting. 702 00:39:28,210 --> 00:39:31,830 You're laughing for it. You got to take the inside. You got to take the outside. 703 00:39:32,330 --> 00:39:33,370 I can't get around you. 704 00:39:33,590 --> 00:39:36,490 These are decisions that have to be made on a moment's notice. 705 00:39:38,650 --> 00:39:42,330 I just realized I don't think any of these guys have a valid driver's license 706 00:39:42,330 --> 00:39:44,630 right now. I'm not cool with that. 707 00:39:46,610 --> 00:39:50,190 No wonder they wanted to go go -karting. It's the only legal driving they're 708 00:39:50,190 --> 00:39:51,190 allowed to do. 709 00:39:51,270 --> 00:39:52,390 I'm proud of you, man. 710 00:39:52,630 --> 00:39:54,610 Why? No accidents, no DUIs. 711 00:39:55,050 --> 00:39:56,510 For once, I didn't get pulled over. 712 00:40:06,410 --> 00:40:08,190 Am I going to take your bone, Fran? 713 00:40:10,030 --> 00:40:11,030 Hi. 714 00:40:12,030 --> 00:40:13,030 Hi. 715 00:40:13,350 --> 00:40:15,670 What are you doing? It's so clean. It smells good in here. 716 00:40:16,470 --> 00:40:17,470 It's because I'm in here. 717 00:40:17,910 --> 00:40:19,570 No. You guys look cute. 718 00:40:19,910 --> 00:40:21,730 Thanks. We've decorated. 719 00:40:21,950 --> 00:40:26,730 We went to this place down the street called Cake Mix, where you get a fancy 720 00:40:26,730 --> 00:40:28,030 decoration. I've heard about that place. 721 00:40:28,290 --> 00:40:30,190 It was fun, so we gave it to Peter. 722 00:40:30,410 --> 00:40:33,990 Peter said he's having a dude thing this weekend. A dude? Have you been invited? 723 00:40:34,150 --> 00:40:35,150 Birthday? Yeah. 724 00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:36,420 Tom, Jack, Shay. 725 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,340 Okay, can I just ask you, why do you want to be friends with someone who 726 00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:42,180 witnessed all those things that he's done? 727 00:40:43,020 --> 00:40:47,120 When Stassi's mad at somebody, she's not going to miss an opportunity to lay 728 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:51,180 into them. She's not just going to let it go. You shouldn't allow anyone to 729 00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:52,900 to your girlfriend the way that Jack says. 730 00:40:53,140 --> 00:40:57,440 You shouldn't allow anyone to hurt your girlfriend. Like, if my boyfriend didn't 731 00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:02,340 have my back 100%, and didn't want to protect me, and I would... 732 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:06,460 I would be out so fast. I did want to protect her, and I did. I handled the 733 00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:07,460 situation. 734 00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:12,320 He has treated her so terribly. I know, but listen. Cutting off my friendship 735 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,980 permanently with Jax isn't going to... It's probably the most healthy thing you 736 00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:17,400 could do. For real. 737 00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:19,860 Me not being friends with Jax doesn't solve anything. 738 00:41:20,220 --> 00:41:23,900 Jax isn't the issue. It's not about Jax. It's about us, all right? 739 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:28,140 I tried it with Stassi, my thing. Not everything's about Jax, all right? More 740 00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:31,480 importantly, not everything's about you, Stassi. I don't understand what you're 741 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:35,680 holding on to with Jax. Why do we keep talking about Jax? Because he did 742 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:39,700 something terrible to her. Because he's done terrible things to everyone in his 743 00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:43,400 life. Stassi, you're not, you're way partial. So, like, honestly. 744 00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:47,200 What, like, how much more serious does this need to get? Like, what more does 745 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,860 have to do? You keep breathing life into the Jax thing. You're keeping it alive. 746 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,560 You gotta just let it go. 747 00:41:53,290 --> 00:41:58,630 I think definitely Schwartz needs to start taking responsibility in his life. 748 00:41:58,730 --> 00:42:02,010 And the best way he can do that is to cut Jack's out of his life. 749 00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:03,790 He should be exiled. 750 00:42:07,490 --> 00:42:09,190 Next time on Vanderpump Rules. 751 00:42:09,550 --> 00:42:10,710 You know your new girl, Vale. 752 00:42:11,490 --> 00:42:14,310 I'm not trying to get in her pants or anything. You're trying to bang her. You 753 00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:18,210 most likely will try to bang her. So far, all I see is a nice guy. Everyone 754 00:42:18,210 --> 00:42:20,290 SIR tells me to watch out for you. 755 00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:24,800 You turn around to Tom Schwartz and you said, it's either Jax or me. What do you 756 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,060 think he'd say? He would probably choose Jax. 757 00:42:28,940 --> 00:42:30,020 How can I help you guys? 758 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:34,300 I feel like often when I do try to talk, it's like falling on deaf ears. 759 00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:39,600 James wants to talk to you, by the way. I don't have any time for that shit in 760 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:43,740 my life. I'm not the problem. The problem is and always will be Kristen. 761 00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:46,680 a fucking man who's not worried about me. Because you annoy me, James. 762 00:42:46,780 --> 00:42:49,740 Everything about you annoys me. The way you do your hair every day annoys me. 763 00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:50,428 Get out the... 764 00:42:50,430 --> 00:42:51,308 Out of my face. 765 00:42:51,310 --> 00:42:54,410 To see more Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.